I'm still waiting for the day that a single cellophane wrapped long stemmed rose doesn't make me shudder but I will admit to being rather fond of Valentine's Day these days. I mean it's pretty much the only annual occasion I can get away with a stupidly soppy homemade gift plus a dream date a la the Bachelor. Actually, I'm still waiting for the second thing.
Anyway, here are a few crafty gift ideas I knocked up that will rock your valentine (or galentine)'s world.
Nothing says Vday like flowers - wrapped in...ahem graphic brown paper. I opted for inking boobs on my paper but my research tells me that the sausage was a symbol of very early Valentine-like celebrations in Germany. So that would be another clear choice.
If anyone gets you shitty chocolate on Vday you should just go and dump their ass. Because A. Gross and B. Show some creativity dude!
Like, bake some brownies, wrap up and finish off with slightly (or not so slightly) raunchy messages.
And finally, I can reveal that I, like Cupid, have figured out how to make people fall in love by force of arrows. Yep, it seems obvious now but turns out they just needed to be made of cookies. But of course!
Go on then, tell me if and how you celebrate the day of looooove? Do you stick it to Hallmark and make your cards/gifts too?